Amazon downtime tweets are gold

Amazon prime video servers experienced some downtime tonight, and as expected, the masses emerged from the woodwork to discuss it with the utmost maturity ... on Twitter. Here are some stand-out reactions:

The nipple clamps guy: https://twitter.com/HaroldAtTheGym/status/626256894638698496

Unscheduled down time? That's onpossible: https://twitter.com/tvldiva/status/626256509484175360

Can't live with out it, apparently: https://twitter.com/TimothyJayBrown/status/626256030025052160

Guerrilla marketing? https://twitter.com/Beckland/status/626254434805231617

This is a very good question: https://twitter.com/DLDex/status/626258666941870080

My money's on a Drone Army: https://twitter.com/thecommonmasses/status/626260343212363776

And finally ... yes, that's exactly what happened: https://twitter.com/BlakeDorian/status/626254794898829312